Elijah Ghost
Rabid Ninja Space Monkey Inc.
Monkeys with Guns.
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Posted - 2012.03.13 00:01:00 -
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DODIXIE - Dateline 21:25 - March 12th
Today BNANA has declared WAR!
*Friend* and *Me*. were hanging out in Dodixie watching freighters undock from station and applying to corps they belonged to to see if anyone would let them in. Most corps declined or said there was a 10 day wait period, but one corp, *Target Corp* accepted *Me* Immediately!
For the next 24 minutes, I (Eve-Radio DJ) got to listen and laugh over skype as *Friend* kept tabs on an Obelisk pilot named *Target* and *Me* frantically made a mad rush for it through several gates from Dodixie in a gank fit Machariel, until he finally caught it in Gyng.
As soon as the freighter was pointed, my hand that was hovering over the "Declare War" button, clicked, and hilarity ensued through confused corp chatter, as people were asking if *Me* was provoked, what the hell is up with the wardec, and "Quick! Sally Forth to save the freighter!"
The Freighter was summarily destroyerd, and much to our dismay was only filled to the brim with tritanium, however the first shot has been fired in anger, and we will start this wardec up nearly 1 Billion ISK in damages.
BNANA and PHAIL remind you that we are in dire need of meat shields and combat ready pilots. *Target Corp and Alliance Name* have promised us they are accomplished PVPers, and will soon come to make our anuses bleed. Given their recruitment security, we're not too worried, but you never know!
Written by an Eve-Radio DJ I was on Skype with.
CHATLOGS! - In corp only due to character limit =(
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:03:36 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Corp : *Target Corp*
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:03:52 ] Me > o/
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:04:42 ] Corp Member 1 > oh hi, you must be new here...:)
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:04:48 ] Me > kinda new
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:04:50 ] Me > about 20 - 30 seconds?
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:05:18 ] Target > hi all
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:05:20 ] Corp Member 1 > oh, ok, oldfag then
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:05:24 ] Target > and welcome
Some General corp chatter after I chased the freighter some number of jumps.
After the first shot - And the war dec was sent.
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:24:26 ] Corp Member 2 > wow i mus be good luck
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:25:09 ] Corp Member 2 > whatd we do to them?
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:25:16 ] Corp CEO> ok everyone dock up lol
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:25:30 ] Corp CEO > *Me* is trying to kill us all haha
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:25:45 ] Target > hey *Corp CEO* why took you this idiot *Me* in the corp ?
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:25:58 ] Target > he is killing my freighter
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:25:58 ] Corp CEO > what happened?
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:26:06 ] Corp CEO > where are you?
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:26:18 ] Corp CEO > what system?
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:26:26 ] Target > Gyng
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:26:56 ] Corp Member 1 > are you sure you didn't provoke him?
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:27:12 ] Target > i was sitting in my freighter
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:27:33 ] Corp Member 2 > whats he in?
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:27:38 ] Corp Member 1 > maybe he doesn't like people sitting in freighters
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:27:48 ] Me > Flint Beastwood (My Faction gank fit Machariel)
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:28:02 ] Corp Member 2 > clealry you provoked him though reverse physcology
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:28:32 ] Target > what should be provoking flying a freighter ?
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:28:33 ] Corp CEO > are you close to a stargate?
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:28:43 ] Corp CEO > or a station
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:28:48 ] Target > gate
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:28:56 ] Corp CEO > if you can get to it he cant pass through
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:29:01 ] Target > on the way to rens to sell trit and pyerite
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:29:04 ] Corp CEO > because he aggressed you
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:29:11 ] Corp Member 1 > maybe you should try to excuse to *Me* for provoking him...he might stop
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:29:15 ] Corp CEO > go through the gate
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:29:24 ] Corp CEO > evryone head to the system to help
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:29:28 ] Corp Member 1 > uh...how about docking?
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:29:29 ] Target > the freighter is destroyed
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:29:51 ] Corp CEO > great
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:29:55 ] Corm Member 1 > ouchie
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:29:59 ] Me > Good fight
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:30:01 ] Target > jep
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:30:05 ] Target > idiot
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:30:07 ] Corp Member 2 > thats a pure gank fit mach
n++[ 2012.03.12 21:30:35 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Corp : Rabid Ninja Space Monkey Inc.
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